Hey, how are ya? It's been long enough since any of us bothered to update this piece of shit that probably all of
our literally dozens of fans have stopped coming here. Well, all I have to say to you fair-weather fans out there, is
that if you had a little bit more faith in yourselves and friends your life would probably a lot easier to live. Quit
hatin', you'll be glad you did.
So much has happened since I last wrote that I am not sure where to start. For a while my hair was black, and apparently
it looked awesome. I am strongly considering doing it again. Ahmed is still with Pretty McHangs, aka Aly.
Jeff and I are still doing well, though his pillow talk could use some pretty serious romanticising. He thinks that
just because we are both guys we can go from sex to sports talk and I need some snuggling time. Other than that things
are great.
I have been listening to a lot of David Sedaris (can you tell.) It is pretty good, funny stuff. Friendster
was pretty sweet for a while, but then it got crazy slow and everyone moved to myspace.com. Who needs 'em, that's what
I say. Loyalty is important in all aspects of life you traitors, including online friends/dating services.
I gotta wrap this up, work is almost over, but you never know, this post may reignite the previous golden age that was
XLP.
New things(new to me) worth a damn: D'Angelo-Voodoo, Mmmbop, Arrested Development, Oliver Beane, Viacom, The Darkness,
Rick James, Bitch, Tyrone, Bordeaux, occasional rejection,
